"You don't own a tv? What's all your furniture pointed at?"

That question from the one and only Joey is so deeply personal to me, man. 

People are different from each other; that's what makes the world so great. Variety keeps it spicy. But I truly do not relate to anybody who doesn't own a tv. Or who brags about not watching tv. It's not like we're different people, it's like we're a different species. 

I don't think about all my problems when I watch tv. I don't have panic attacks or anxiety in general. I forget about real life and bask in the fictional. The act is my main coping skill, as I cannot do this with anything else. Podcasts? Music? Hell, even tv on in the background is against everything I believe in. 

I am aware this is probably why I don't have other hobbies.